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I am currently waiting in a long line at the grocery store and a white guy walks up and discovers how long one of only two open lines is. He humphs, in frustration. I am now watching the wheels of his mind turning in real time as he tries to figure out how to cut everybody else and be the first and most powerful, wealthy shopper of all--even though he was the last to show up. "Look at all these suckers, waiting in the order of 'first come, first served,'" his mind sneers. He is convinced that he is the most clever and certainly, a very important person.