Pap Smear Blues

Put your leg there. The other one here.
Open. Open sesame. As wide as you can go.
    Til you feel out of control. Vulnerable.
    Til you blush.
Relax. Breath. Relax. Breath.
 (Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!)
Ouch.
Relax. Breath. Relax.
“Let me stick this cold metal up your
VAGINA!

Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
“Calm down! Stop being dramatic.”

He hurt me. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
“I’m not hurting you!”
I know. I’m sorry.

Just relax young lady. And breath.
“Uhhhhhmmmmm...”
Ouch.

(You relax. You breath.)